justthinkingaboutcatsagain:

me when ppl flirt with me

(via garden-parties)


ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

Lmfao

(via spitfirerenegade)


ricktimus:

Neil deGrasse Tyson is not impressed with all your sexism.

(via spitfirerenegade)


spitfirerenegade:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

I can confirm that this is 82637282% true

Yep


physicianwhy:

spencerofspace:

saffythegeek:

xgrabmyy:

A South Korean designer named Jeabyun Yeon has created a conceptual scuba mask that will allow humans to breath underwater without the aid of an oxygen tank. It is called Triton, and mimics the gills found on fish to draw oxygen from the water to supply breathable air for humans. How exciting.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL.

I have been waiting for this all my life

so basically the star wars thing from episode 1 is real

Fucking sick

(via spitfirerenegade)


lies-fairytales-and-faggotry:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

Maybe I do…maybe I DO. 

lies-fairytales-and-faggotry:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

Maybe I do…maybe I DO. 

(via spitfirerenegade)


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)


DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

manjiistyle:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

ok but hear me out:

a pizza in sandwich form

do you have any idea how many messages i got informing me that stromboli and calzones already exist

Not to mention pizza subs.

i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so a attacked right now

It was foolish of you to come tonight, Tom.